January 24, 2014

The Movie “Her,” a.k.a. Joaquin Phoenix: Forever Alone | Why That’s Stupid

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Well, they’ve officially run out of ideas. Had to happen sooner or later. Siri and a 2002 Motorola Razer have a lovechild and Joaquin Phoenix falls in love with it. Remember when you were Johnny Cash, Joaquin? WHAT HAPPENED.

 

 

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A graphical representation of Joaquin’s plummet from Mt. Cool.

 

 

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I know what this actually says, but all I see is: “A movie where Joaquin Phoenix is surrounded by hot women, but gets riled up by a mobile phone.”

 

 

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Hey, babe, I was thinking we could go catch a movie….

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WTF, YOU THINK YOU CAN TALK TO MY GIRL LIKE THAT, BRO?

 

 

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“Ughh, I’m trying to download this add-on so I can watch football and not have to explain the rules to you every FIVE FUCKING SECONDS BUT IT’S GOING SOOOO SLOOWWWWWWWWWW AHHHHHHHHHH.”

 

 

The crazy part is, I keep hearing about how good this ridiculous movie is. Despite it’s absolutely retarded premise, I haven’t heard a single bad thing about it. I mean, there’s still no way I’m seeing it, because it’s dumb and I’m not open to any other possibility whatsoever, but that’s interesting, right?

 

 

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OMG Spike Jonze. We get it. It won stuff. God, overcompensate much?

 

 

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  1. Laurie says:

    Now you’re hearing something negative. I just saw it and thought it was the dumbest movie ever!

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