Well, they’ve officially run out of ideas. Had to happen sooner or later. Siri and a 2002 Motorola Razer have a lovechild and Joaquin Phoenix falls in love with it. Remember when you were Johnny Cash, Joaquin? WHAT HAPPENED.
The crazy part is, I keep hearing about how good this ridiculous movie is. Despite it’s absolutely retarded premise, I haven’t heard a single bad thing about it. I mean, there’s still no way I’m seeing it, because it’s dumb and I’m not open to any other possibility whatsoever, but that’s interesting, right?
Thanks for joining me on this Super-Easy-Target Edition of Why That’s Stupid.